January 2012

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I can’t get it through

Question: 

Dear Auntie Nangy,

I am 28 years old and I am dating a girl of the same age. I tried to have sex with her for many years, but my penis it can't get in through her vagina and she complains that it hurts too much. Must I dump her and get another one or what must I do? Please help me, Auntie.

Answer: 

What is this – National Vagina Day? Maybe you should seriously consider getting it in only, and not through. No wonder it hurts.

Seriously though, I have the feeling your approach is making her ‘inaccessible’.
You can’t love this woman, not if you’re prepared to ‘dump her and get another one.’ Another what? Vagina? You might find this very hard to understand, but that vagina is run by a brain.

My vagina is too small

Question: 

Dear Auntie Nangy,

I am 25 years old and I have been dating my boyfriend for seven years now. We have a sex problem from the beginning – when we have sex, his penis can not penetrate and I am in much pain then. Is my vagina too small or what? I really want to have it tested.

Answer: 

Goodness, where are you planning on taking it to have it tested and by whom? Rather have it examined by a doctor.

I have to tell you that statistically it is most unlikely that it is too small. Vast numbers of women think that they are excessively small, but only once in a blue moon are they actually right. The symptoms that make them feel that they are unusually small include: pain on intercourse, inability to have sex at all and inability to insert a tampon. But the vast majority of women who complain of these problems do eventually turn out to be normal-sized.
Nearly always, they are suffering from a degree of vaginismus - the common condition that makes the vaginal muscles contract whenever any approach is made to the genitals.
To find out if your vagina really is too small, you should have an internal examination by an experienced doctor who is good at putting patients at their ease.

I have a big problem

Question: 

Dear Auntie Nangy,

My vagina is very big. What can I do? My boyfriend is always complaining that my virgin was broken by a big guy and it’s true. Help me! I love him so much.

Answer: 

That guy must have been a giant to leave that kind of damage. I’m kidding, of course.
Worries about vaginal and vulva size are extremely common among women. The vulva is the visible part of the female genitals. It includes the clitoris, the labia, and the urinary opening. This is scarcely surprising, because a woman's feelings about her own vagina and vulva are central to her sexuality.

If you've never had children, it's almost unthinkable that your vagina or vulva is too big. Unfortunately, there's a very common myth to the effect that a woman who has lots of sex will get a large vagina. This is just nonsense!

No matter how much sex you have, it won't affect your vaginal or vulva size. But what does affect your dimensions is childbirth. Unfortunately, the more babies you have, the more likely your vagina is to become widened.

He cheats and cries

Question: 

Dear Auntie Nangy,

I am married to a man who lies to me every time he has a girlfriend and sleeps out. We have two kids but he doesn’t care about them. I take care of the kids and when I talk about this or tell him I want a divorce then he cries and says he loves me. But I am suffering a lot with this man and his girlfriends. Please help me.

Answer: 

He is such a baby and you are falling for the act. End your suffering and show him you are really serious by getting legal advice on the divorce proceedings. He might get his act together then but if he doesn’t, call it a day and get out.

Should I wait for her?

Question: 

Dear Auntie Nangy,
I’m 29 en my ex is 23. I still love her and I want to be with her again. She says she still loves me and she wants me to wait. We always chat en call each other. We often see each other and talk. The problem is I’m getting tired of waiting but she is the girl I want. What can I do?

Answer: 

Why do you have to wait? Is she enjoying other men’s company but doesn’t want to lose you or allow you to get another girlfriend? I smell a rat. Find out what’s going on and if she can’t give you a straight answer, forget about her.

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